A Different Campus Tour

So last night Alex, Derrick, and I ate a huge pizza. While it was good at the time, the massive amount of garlic taste that stayed in my mouth into this morning, and the fatness feeling that I got today was horrible. I'm not Bulemic, but I really wanted to get rid of the garlic-pizza-fat feeling that was mouth somehow. I figured out the perfect plan.
I'm not lactose intolerant, but I usually don't take milk well without some other food item. So for breakfast I decided to have a small nutrigrain bar, and then a lot of milk. I forgot to mention that I haven't eaten anything green for a few days so I figured the pizza would stay in my body for a while. Anyway , the plan was to flush out the pizza. Anyway, I have visited four different toilets today. Here are some observations of them.
The first one I visited was on the first floor of Doe Library. I have used this one many times, usually after my 8:00 class on Mondays and Wednesdays. It is semi-clean, or at least the toilets are pretty clean. The floor probably is, but it is a kind of dirty brown color so I wouldn't walk barefoot on it. I would rate the traffic of this bathroom as being medium. Everytime I have been inside, one of the three stalls has been in use. There is quite a bit of graffiti inside the stalls, but otherwise, this is a pretty good and comfortable bathroom.
The second bathroom I used today was on the third floor of Evans. Evans's bathrooms are all pretty similar. They look kind of dirty and have really strange urinals that resemble toilet bowls. The Evans Hall bathrooms usually have a pretty high traffic rate and are not very private.
The third bathroom I visited was in the music library. This is probably the best one I have used on campus. The floor is a dark bluish-grey color and is extremely clean. I would be willing to walk barefoot in here. Their are two stalls and two urinals and two sinks in here. Some good qualities of the music library's bathroom are its low traffic rate, cleanliness, and quiet atmosphere. There is also a frosted glass window that pours natural light into the handicap stall. This creates a natural and comfortable aura inside the bathroom and also provides a feeling of warmth. For me, the only bad part of of the music library bathroom is its long approach. It is on the second floor and on the opposite side of the stairs.
The final bathroom I used was in the dorms. Our bathroom has a dank musty smell to it and isn't very private. It is also co-ed which can make it kind of awkward sometimes, but it is a comfortable place. The awkward level can be taken away when the radio is on because it makes the bathroom a more private place through its loudness.
I think my tour of bathrooms for today is almost over. I'm pretty sure I wont be eating Den pizza for a while.